Shit Happens

For some reason, completely unknown to me, something ALWAYS happens right when I get back up blogging. This time it was Verizon.
There were complications with our bill for whatever reason and as a result, our service was cut. No phones and no Internet. FOR FIVE DAYS. After several calls to them they finally figured out what was wrong and credited our account close to four hundred dollars and we were reconnected.
This was around last Thursday.
So why haven't I been writing? I've had Internet for about four days after all.
Well, I was preparing and making absolutely sure I had everything ready for school to start yesterday.
I also happened to get sick.
Very sick in fact. Miserably, sick. Ready to cut my nose right off my face just so I can breathe again, sick. I sound like a bad version of a cross between Elmer Fudd and Patrick Star from Spongebob. And it's the FIRST WEEK OF SCHOOL. And my first full time semester. And I'm having to try and COMPLETELY REARRANGE MY ENTIRE SCHEDULE WHICH IS HARD ENOUGH TO BUILD IN THE FIRST PLACE LET ALONE DURING THE CHAOS OF THE FIRST WEEK OF SCHOOL.

God apparently, has a very dry sense of humor.